The Matzo Makeover

Tired of overhearing people exclaim it’s “dry and drab and tastes like cardboard,” while dutifully plopping a box into their shopping cart, Matzo was ready for a change. Knowing simplicity is its biggest attribute as well as its biggest flaw, Matzo asked for some assistance from its friends the next aisle over.

“I’m in desperate need of a quick makeover,” Matzo cried.

Cauliflower completely ignored Matzo, while canned chickpeas nodded, but insisted they were too busy toiling away with tahini to help.

Fortunately, butter and brown sugar were feeling generous and jumped at the chance to come to Matzo’s aid, promising a toffee coat with a snappy lining that would dazzle.

Semi-sweet chocolate chips, eager to elevate Matzo to the next level, insisted on contributing their glossy, cocoa sheen.

In a matter of minutes, the makeover was complete. “For the first time in my entire life, I feel glamorous and glorious,” Matzo exclaimed. “Thanks to butter, brown sugar and chocolate chips for transforming me from dry to delicious. Sea salt, vanilla and almonds, you too worked subtle wonders that can’t go unmentioned.”

Oh Matzo, you delectable diva, you. I can’t stop eating you.

Magnificent Matzo Crunch

Adapted from David Lebovitz
Makes about 30 pieces of candy

4 to 6 sheets unsalted matzos
1 cup unsalted butter, cut into chunks
1 cup firmly-packed light brown sugar
big pinch of sea salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

optional toppings: toasted sliced almonds, flaky sea salt, cocoa nibs, or your favorite crushed candy


Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Line a rimmed baking sheet completely with foil, making sure the foil goes up and over the edges. Cover the foil with a sheet of parchment paper.

Line the bottom of the sheet with matzo, breaking extra pieces as necessary to fill in any spaces.

In a 3-4 quart heavy duty saucepan, melt the butter and brown sugar together, and cook over medium heat, stirring, until the butter is melted and the mixture is beginning to boil. Boil for 3 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from heat, add the salt and vanilla, and pour over matzo, spreading with a heatproof spatula.

Put the pan in the oven and reduce the heat to 350 degrees. Bake for 15 minutes. As it bakes, it will bubble up but make sure it’s not burning every once in a while. If it is in spots, remove from oven and reduce the heat to 325, then replace the pan.

Remove from oven and immediately cover with chocolate chips. Let stand 5 minutes, then spread with a spatula.

Sprinkle with toasted almonds, flaky sea salt, or roasted cocoa nibs. Fast-forward 8 months and sprinkle with crushed candy canes for a holiday treat.

Let cool completely, the break into pieces and store in an airtight container until ready to serve. It should keep well for a couple of weeks in the fridge and much longer in the freezer.

Note: If making for Passover, omit the vanilla extract or find a kosher brand.


One thought on “The Matzo Makeover

  1. Now that’s a Saucy treatment! Maybe cauliflower will pay more attention next time. There’s a makeover in the making with that twosome. XOXOXOX Pom

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